guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

image

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dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

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why aren’t friendly kisses a thing?

I WAS GOING TO GO TO BED TWO HOURS AGO WHAT HAPPEN

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GOD DAMMIT JIMMY JR.

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ARNOLD AND I CONNECT ON A SPECIAL LEVEL WITH THIS EPISODE

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echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

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acne constellations also

freckle constellations are cuter